A trail of web-laced fences stretching half a mile led me to this. I believe I’ve found where the spiders live.

The ceiling of my workshop, completely engulfed by a massive spider web. Nothing too unusual about that when you live on a farm… what concerns me is that it wasn’t there last night.

Now all I have to do is find the steroid-riddled bastard that made it.

This is what I’ve been looking for. This is what I’ve been worried about.

There is little information and no photos, but the article describes how an entire family were removed from their home and placed under quarantined observation because of a suspected skin disease with visible side-effects.

Authorities were alerted when neighbors reported unusual behavior being displayed by the father. Apparently he was standing naked on the roof of his house around 3am screaming ’shut up!’ at the night sky.

Found this guy still alive on the engine block of my truck yesterday after a trip into town.

How many other bugs like this are going unnoticed?

Brothers Derrick and Eddy Horras from Grey Oaks have bred a monster pig that won’t stop eating. What’s of interest here is that the animal only recently adopted these manic cravings.

They feed it ANY organic waste which the beast hastily transforms into saleable gardening manure, apparently up to 40 pounds per day.

Now look close at that pig’s forehead and tell me what you see.

It’s not simply an ‘infection’.

Reported side effects have shown the animals to be SEVERELY skittish to sudden movement and sounds.

Markings appeared overnight on 15 head of cattle at a farm south of Grey Oaks. The owners, a Mr and Mrs Pearson have refused to comment claiming only that the incident is most likely a high school prank. While not the first of such reports since Day 0, it’s the first time I’ve found photographic evidence.